Every day, someone
asks me, “So, what do you do?”
My response: “I am the
Goofy Guru!”
Blank stare, followed by: “And what exactly does that mean?!”
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| Goofy Guru "goofing" at an all organic wine tasting at LaRocca Vineyards, Chico, CA |
I am a Life/Play Coach.
I say “Life/Play” because I believe Life is SUPPOSED to be Play (*I have
A LOT of formal and informal evidence to prove this, but I will not bore you
with the science right now!), so I
seek to show people WHY and HOW to
integrate JOY, PLAY and LAUGHTER into ALL aspects of Life: from the mundane
like traffic and laundry…
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| Goofy Guru doing Ballet at a laundry mat in LA |
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| Kathleen's F*ck Foreclosure Slumber Party in Paradise, CA |
Warning: People who sign up for Goofy Guru coaching may end up at Burning Man; cliff diving
in Hawaii; walking on fire coals; visiting a swingers club, dungeon or nudist
resort; participating in an Ayahuasca Ceremony or a Tantra Puja; volunteering
in the slums of Brazil; going on an African Safari; moving to another country;
quitting their jobs; leaving relationships that no longer empower them;
celebrating they are gay/lesbian/transgender/whatever; or simply wearing a
tiara during their Monday morning Metro commute to work—basically, whatever guided
integrated mind-body-soul experience is
needed to WAKE people up; re-connect them to SOURCE; and show them how to
maintain that connection, in order to live the life they really WANT to live
(which, ultimately, will inspire others to wake up too!)
In addition to Goofy
Guru Radical Field Trips and weekly
coaching sessions, I practice and have access to dozens of mind-body-spirit evolution modalities and practitioners,
resources and tools, such as some of the more “popular” tools of Law of
Attraction, EFT, Reiki, sound healing, Tantra, chakra balancing, tarot and
other intuitive tools, past lives stuff, clairvoyance, vision work, shamanic,
and then some (way too many to list here!)
All Goofy Guru curriculum (known as “homework”) is based on the DREAMS,
needs and uniqueness of the individual.
Most of my clients happen to be artists, of all media—actors,
writers, musicians, designers, painters, dancers, DJs, etc. probably because I
am personally passionate about the arts (the arts are how we tell our “stories”
and EVERYTHING is a story!)
My MASTER PLAN is to assist as many people, especially
artists, in re-connecting with SOURCE; showing people how to maintain this
SOURCE connection no matter what is happening externally; and thus, ensuring
that all thoughts, which lead to action and ART, are an authentic expression of
the SOUL—because, if you haven’t noticed yet, LIFE is a PERFORMANCE ART!
So what does this look like?
I offer a FREE one-hour “exploratory” session to assess “the
situation”—available in person (if possible) or by phone/Skype. Then, based on the DREAMS, goals and
“challenges/opportunities” of the individual, I heart-craft a personalized Goofy
Guru curriculum for each individual. *Each
client is unique, so each coaching session is equally unique.
If this speaks to you, I welcome an exploratory session! I can best be reached by email at kellyofthepattersons@yahoo.com
or through Facebook (“Goofy Guru”.) You
can also follow me on Twitter.
Follow your bliss,
Goofy Guru
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