The answer is always LOVE (or sometimes, "42"!)

The answer is always LOVE (or sometimes, "42"!)
My philosophy is LOVEISM...

Friday, March 1, 2013

So what exactly is “The Goofy Guru” about?

Every day, someone asks me, “So, what do you do?” 

My response: “I am the Goofy Guru!”

Blank stare, followed by: “And what exactly does that mean?!”
Goofy Guru "goofing" at an all organic wine tasting at  LaRocca Vineyards,  Chico, CA
 Allow me to explain:

I am a Life/Play Coach.  I say “Life/Play” because I believe Life is SUPPOSED to be Play (*I have A LOT of formal and informal evidence to prove this, but I will not bore you with the science right now!), so I seek to show people WHY and HOW to integrate JOY, PLAY and LAUGHTER into ALL aspects of Life: from the mundane like traffic and laundry…
Goofy Guru doing Ballet at a laundry mat in LA

To the BIG stuff like Death, Dis-ease, Divorce, Poverty, War, Trauma, etc.
Kathleen's F*ck Foreclosure Slumber Party in Paradise, CA
Goofy Guru Life/Play Coaching is for people who want RADICAL change in their lives and they want it NOW!  None of this 10 years of therapy with a side of yoga and yerba mate stuff (*in other words, Goofy Guru Coaching is not for everyone!)

Warning:  People who sign up for Goofy Guru coaching may end up at Burning Man; cliff diving in Hawaii; walking on fire coals; visiting a swingers club, dungeon or nudist resort; participating in an Ayahuasca Ceremony or a Tantra Puja; volunteering in the slums of Brazil; going on an African Safari; moving to another country; quitting their jobs; leaving relationships that no longer empower them; celebrating they are gay/lesbian/transgender/whatever; or simply wearing a tiara during their Monday morning Metro commute to work—basically, whatever guided integrated mind-body-soul experience is needed to WAKE people up; re-connect them to SOURCE; and show them how to maintain that connection, in order to live the life they really WANT to live (which, ultimately, will inspire others to wake up too!)

In addition to Goofy Guru Radical Field Trips and weekly coaching sessions, I practice and have access to dozens of mind-body-spirit evolution modalities and practitioners, resources and tools, such as some of the more “popular” tools of Law of Attraction, EFT, Reiki, sound healing, Tantra, chakra balancing, tarot and other intuitive tools, past lives stuff, clairvoyance, vision work, shamanic, and then some (way too many to list here!)   All Goofy Guru curriculum (known as “homework”) is based on the DREAMS, needs and uniqueness of the individual. 

Most of my clients happen to be artists, of all media—actors, writers, musicians, designers, painters, dancers, DJs, etc. probably because I am personally passionate about the arts (the arts are how we tell our “stories” and EVERYTHING is a story!) 

My MASTER PLAN is to assist as many people, especially artists, in re-connecting with SOURCE; showing people how to maintain this SOURCE connection no matter what is happening externally; and thus, ensuring that all thoughts, which lead to action and ART, are an authentic expression of the SOUL—because, if you haven’t noticed yet, LIFE is a PERFORMANCE ART!

So what does this look like? 

I offer a FREE one-hour “exploratory” session to assess “the situation”—available in person (if possible) or by phone/Skype.  Then, based on the DREAMS, goals and “challenges/opportunities” of the individual, I heart-craft a personalized Goofy Guru curriculum for each individual.  *Each client is unique, so each coaching session is equally unique. 

If this speaks to you, I welcome an exploratory session!  I can best be reached by email at or through Facebook (“Goofy Guru”.)  You can also follow me on Twitter.

Follow your bliss,
Goofy Guru 

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